I like the real St. Nicholas and hope to visit him at the north pole in heaven
but for now some of the Santa Claus stuff at Christmas is bothering me
and I am wondering if it isn’t time
for a new tradition, such as the Christmas elephant.
people could let the Christmas elephant loose in the mall
and as it wrecks all the stores
kids can just pick out whatever they want right then.
kids will be like
what happened to santa claus
and the good moms and dads will say
the Christmas elephant sat on his lap.